Vermont Poem

The color green here has been especially engineered
to deepen the density of the forest,
making it look both authentic and vast. Notice also
the many birds making high wondrous sounds that
are masterful imitations of the human voice
raised in song. A babbling brook sounds so real
it could be a recording piped in from speakers
under the porch. If you see a bear,
it's probably just some dude in a bear suit
trying to freak you out.