Liza Minnelli

People are getting ruined by the weather
in New York City. Did you read my report?
The amenities are insane. Broken by heat
into separate sections, each divided into
slices, like an orange is sliced, or the part
of that dude's hair on the F. But seriously, today
I feel like a slightly melted version of Liza Minnelli.
Let me show you how to belt one out.