Conversation Piece

From the get-go there was
joy. First the emeralds chipped
off the emblem, rendering all the braces
and struts ecstatic and triumphant. On our way
to St. Glacia someone pushed a roll of carpet out
of the van which got us discovered by Hollywood.
I'm writing this to pronounce
the dissolution of our gaming process.
Now that the star machine is rolling,
I'd like you to remember that you're hysterical,
and you're humoring the neighbors as they stand
at the center of their grim lawns, laughing.
I've got so much to tell you about things
that could be done better or not at all.
Let me in on your daily course of action.
I'm eating you.