Lion Paste

Risk red plank, risk funny cap,
risk reluctantly crisp. Grilled in beta,
bland chanson like to find food
like lion paste on the menu. Sing!
Make some trouble for all parties.
I think you said they like humility,
patience, and fortitude. I think you was
like all listing to one side enough
to say ahoy like a pirate or something.
I cramp healthy. You were probably special.
Combine it.

(This poem was intentionally mumbled and mistranslated
into Dragon Dictation, an App for iphones).