Six Akron Liars

1) Sasha, with his plastic forks and blue jean collection (all Wranglers). LIAR.
2) Val with her mod pie enthusiasm and automobile transmission bullshit. LIAR.
3) Carl who shall remain: LIAR.
4) Beth Ann with her greasy sparkle make-up and the felt sample applique horse blouse. LIAR.
5) Vinny with his heroic mud bath solution and the jet pack mega-expensive spa. LIAR.
6) Big Tony with his electric toy cars for tots idea, what an ass. LIAR.