Lazy Binary

That you know the difference between
a lion and car tells me that you are
smarter than a drone. Remember: rent
increases in December. The fridge is
broken. When I got home last night, the frozen
raspberries had melted. Red juice
streamed out of the freezer,
down the front of the fridge, and pooled
in a bright red mess on the floor.
I was a bit frightened to open the freezer
door, thinking there might be something
from a horror movie waiting inside for me.
I love your new haircut. I'm glad you discovered
hair. Every time a robot gets destroyed,
a machine cries because they've been programmed
to do that. This is a third rail issue.
You can talk to animals. Nothing really happened here.