Monday, April 08, 2013

How to Escape a Cyclops

Get the cyclops drunk with wine.
Once he's drunk, find a ram
or three. Get underneath the largest
ram and reach up. Pull yourself
up close to the the thick fur,
chest to chest. Make a sound that will
startle the ram enough to make it run.
Hold on for dear life until
you and the ram get to the water's edge.
Dismount, get in boat, sail away.

You're welcome,


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