I could write a check on them.
Use the bone in my nose for the pen
and tag the surface of a denim jacket
with the words "NO MAS."
In the event of an aftermath,
acquire a sponge bath
and low dial the doubt mechanism.
Plant ass on sofa or flat on back
and get down to it. Sleep
will give you a thorough drubbing.
By morning you'll be ready
to do it all again in a tuxedo
while some envelope glue
will pass as a meal. In case
you were wondering: Yes.