Official Communication

I might have to get dressed today
and go outside. Thank you for waddling
through the streets harboring
a secret hunch that the photographers gathered
outside your apartment are there for you,
not your pride. Meanwhile, I have a landscape
and some other things that need
to be scrubbed. Look at that city out there
all gray and shaky in the humid
haze. Can you imagine what working
people out there are thinking
as they walk to real jobs?
Well, you're about to find out.