Dr. Todd Colby

Brush in narco-solvents
to soothe your tresses with tranquility.
That money cream is making the servants
livid and soft. Repulsed, they gang up on cash goals
and subtract retail luster by wasting time all day. Play
catch up with Charlie Horse. Apply said medicine
to briefs and dance. No, really: dance. You see stars when
you squint in my room while you dance. Now, make hay, slice
butter, lift heavy objects with bent knees.
I have a lot of good advice. You should take
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