so you'll just sort of have to deal with that
maybe roll your pant legs up
or your sleeves up above your elbows
get to work on diligence and effort
make a stand or take a stab
at gripping the handle with a sense
of sureness rivaled only by the cabbie
with tongs and make-up.
These tricky dicy days!
Making matters worse and then better!
Come on over to the skimpy side!